Pronouns Temporarily Changed

AO: Black Ops

When: 2025-03-08

QIC: Ma Bell

PAX (11): Animal, Crab Cake, Fish Fingers, Happy Tree, Jugdish, Muffin, Olaf, Scampi, Snake, Schrute

Preamble:

The idea actually hit me in January that we needed to do some sort of winter CSAUP. What better than a polar plunge mixed with some good mileage? Originally, I wanted to do it in February but had too much going on personally to get it organized. Maybe it should have been in January!

Warm-O-Rama:

lol no

The Thang:

Pretty simple:
  • Ran 4 miles from the Hwy 20 DD to the Mary Alice Park beach
  • Stripped to our skivvies
  • Jumped in the lake and splashed around for a bit
  • Took a too-long timed selfie
  • Turned our outies into innies
  • Towelled off and got dressed
  • Ran back to the DD
  • Had coffee and fellowship

COT:

If COT stands for Coffee On Time, then yes.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

  • 10 showed up, way more than the number of HCs received. My theory is many of our PAX were too skeered to commit. It's not like I didn't tell you to get your mind right a month in advance.
  • Schrute ran down with us mumbling something about having to be home by 0730. When he got there, he allegedly swam some distance from the boat ramp. Since nobody really saw it, did it happen?
  • Then he disappeared and hasn't been seen since. It is debatable whether it really was Schrute
  • Someone said our pronouns were temporarily changed due to the shrinkage. That is accurate. There was serious turtling going on!
  • But damn it felt good to the legs and feet.
  • Thanks to Snake for the route. Spot on.
  • The weather was perfect and the water was a chilly 43 degrees - ideal for a cold plunge
  • There were a lot of excuses and woulda shouldas by those who didn't join us. This will be an annual event so you'll have a whole year to ruminate in your regerts. Get your minds right!

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