Sharknado Debut

AO: Grindstone

When: 2024-12-02

QIC: Ma Bell

PAX (7): Corndog, Jugdish, Ma Bell, Relient, Snowman, Spit Valve, Swiper

Preamble:

2 for the PPR and 6 for the PR. We were at 100% pre-runners until Swiper showed up late. Dammit, Swiper, you had one job!

Warm-O-Rama:

Jog up to the road / entrance and then back down to the basketball court parking lot for a set of exercises and stretches.

The Thang:

Sharknado! - 25 minute timed workout for points. One full cycle included:
  • 15 burpees + a full lap around the parking lot
  • 20 diamond merkins + a lap
  • 20 WWII sit-ups + a lap
  • 20 standard merkins + a lap
  • 20 scorpion carolina dry docks
Repeato until time was called. Each set of exercises is worth 0.1 points, and each lap is worth 0.1 points. So one full cycle above nets you 1.0 points. I won't say who had the most points, but it was me. Next, mosey over to the tennis court for another competition: BTTW until one man is standing. Methinks some of the PAX didn't give it their all. But Relient did and he was the last man standing! The prize? My respect! Back to the flag for a speed round of Mary - Hello Dollies, Rosalitas, Box Cutters, Flutter Kicks, Copperhead Merkins, Side Plank Star Crunches and, of course, 100s

COT:

Count-a-rama, Name-a-rama, Announcements (Santa Ruck, Christmas Party, NYD run debate), Prayers, BOM, Pledge.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

  • Hol up, Swiper is 56?
  • Speaking of Swiper, he was late, triggering a mandatory 5 burpees by the PAX. I don't make the rules
  • Not a lot of mumblechatter from Snowman during the beatdown
  • If you haven't seen the movie Sharknado, you should watch it for the sheer idiocy of it. It's very entertaining from that perspective
  • The Sharknado shall return next quarter and I expect everyone to better their scores from today. It's you vs you.

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