Sexy Santa is here to SLAY

AO: Jericho

When: 2024-12-20

QIC: Hushpuppy

PAX (6): Hushpuppy, Ma Bell, Mr. Hand, Pinkman, SaaSy Mom, Tsunami

Preamble:

It was time to dust off the BD from the very first Jericho Christmas (or, closest to Christmas, rather) BD from 12.19.20 that YHC Q'd.  It was time for the PAX to get their bells jingled again, 4 years later.

Warm-O-Rama:

Initiate 2020 F3 Christmas playlist and mosey down to middle lot.  SSH 18x, weed picker 8x, mountain man poopers 8x, good mornings 8x, mosey up to coupon pile. Upon reaching the coupon pile, we began some Christmas Carol Colt 45s with a NEW song on the Christmas playlist - special thanks to Script Kiddie - "Sexy Santa" by Steel Panther.  We learned A LOT about how Santa would be "slaying" the ladies this season.  Some of my favs:
  • "He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!"
  • "Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer To the Scrooges and the Grinches Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches!"
  • "He's got a calendar but only one day has an 'X' That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!"
  • "He's kissin' girls under the camel toe....The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow"
  • and the incomparable ending:
    • "Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?"

The Thang:

After some good laughs, we moseyed to the football field for Crazy 8s Santa Suicides:
  • Suicide to 20, 8 Merry Merkins
  • To 40, 8 Blitzen BBSU
  • To opp 40, 8 Ornament Outlaws, flapjack
  • To opp 20, 8 Santa Squats
  • To Goal line, 8 Poinsettia Pretzel Sticks, flapjack
Then repeat, starting from the opposite goal line, and make those reps 18 instead of 8...told you it was CRAZY! Next, started on a series of "8s" (in the spirit of the renown "11s") from the goal line to the 20, exercises were Mountain Climbers and, you friggin guessed it, Wolverines. YHC stopped the PAX halfway through to mosey to midfield for a round of Festive Feliz Navidad burpees.  Whenever PAX heard "Merry Christmas" in either spanish or english, one burpee was owed (spoiler alert, the count was 39 during the 3:03 song). Moseyed to flag for Mary:  Festive Freddie Mercuries, Holiday Hammers, Holly Heels to Heaven and then Christmas Copperhead Merkins

COT:

Prayers and thanksgiving for Jesus; the reason for the season.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Good to be back on the Q; work has been nuts for me lately but I cannot let that be an excuse any further.  I'm better when I'm ITG with my brothers, no how much work is "sitting on my desk".  I'm so thankful for F3!

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