Big Boy BLIMPS

AO: Jericho

When: 2025-03-28

QIC: Ma Bell

PAX (12): Diego, Ditch Witch, Fish Fingers, Ma Bell, Mantooth, Mr. Hand, Napalm, Pinkman, Ruby, Tsunami, UMass-Todd Doherty, Boka

Warm-O-Rama:

Jog past the baseball fields down to the lower parking lot for:
  • SSH
  • Merkins
  • Calf / Runners Stretches

The Thang:

Man-Sized BLIMPS Starting at the lower lot, BLIMPS up (and down) the hill. Kind of suicide style, run up to each light and do the exercises listed below, with a trip back to the lower lot for 6 Mike Tysons. The other kicker is that on the way back down stop at each light and do the exercise that was first done there.
  • 1st light - 5 Burp-Os (IYKYK). Back to the bottom for 6 Mike Tysons
  • 2nd light - 5 Burp-Os, 10 Lunges each leg. Back to the bottom for 6 Mike Tysons
  • 3rd light - 5 Burp-Os, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers each leg. Back to the bottom for 6 Mike Tysons
  • 4th light - 5 Burp-Os, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins. Back to the bottom for 6 Mike Tysons
  • 5th light (the stop sign) - 5 Burp-Os, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks. Back to the bottom for 6 Mike Tysons
  • 6th light (the speed bump) - 5 Burp-Os, 10 Lunges, 15 Imperial Walkers, 20 Merkins, 25 Plank Jacks, 30 Squats. Pick up the 6
Curb flutter kicks and crunchy frogs while the PAX finished the final round of exercises. Then mosey back to the flag for hundos, finishing right on time.

COT:

All the things: naming of the FNG; the -0-ramas;  announcement (A.S.S. eating); several prayers/praises for healing, burdens carrying, and travel; BOM (YHC took us out in prayer)

Naked-Man Moleskin:

  • We almost got 3 miles in, along with 30 Mike Tysons, 50 Burp-Os, 80 Lunges, 90 Imperial Walkers, 80 Merkins, 50 Plank Jacks, and 30 Squats - not including the warmup SSHs and Merkins
  • Welcome FNG Boka. We will likely never see him again as he was in town from Utah visiting Diego, his friend from college. He visits once every 14 years.
  • YHC will be 73 then. Prolly still kicking ass though
  • Boka's name origin: he served a mission in Brazil. Apparently, a common insult in Portuguese is "boca aberta" which literally translated means "open mouth." But it is akin to calling someone a jack wagon there. We named him Boka with a 'k' as Diego calls him BK.
  • Incidentally, jack wagon is one of YHC's favorite insults. Very versatile.
  • As always, it was an honor to lead the men today. Thanks for showing up and giving it your all
  • MIAGD, Go Pack, Duck Fook, and as always, GTHC

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